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  })();</description><title>Chris Martin</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chrismartincomedian)</generator><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/</link><item><title>neighborhoodr-richmond:

In case you missed Tim Bereika and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs1gggZj91qhefaio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://richmond.neighborhoodr.com/post/18071390978/in-case-you-missed-tim-bereika-and-collin-wagners" target="_blank"&gt;neighborhoodr-richmond&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;In case you missed &lt;a href="http://timbereika.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Tim Bereika&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/collinwagner" target="_blank"&gt;Collin Wagner&lt;/a&gt;’s pop up restaurant named “Meddle” in Church Hill’s Roosevelt space Sunday or Monday night, &lt;a href="http://danielcwarshaw.com/blog/meddle.html" target="_self"&gt;Ploafmaster&lt;/a&gt; has a write-up on the food and the event.&lt;/p&gt;
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In doing so, he cut out paying the middlemen — including the marketing team — and avoided the red tape of working with studio executives. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15501253789</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15501253789</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 03:21:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>RT @Connect804: 5th Annual Polar Plunge at Pony Pasture: See the photos of the 5th Annual Polar...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;RT @Connect804: 5th Annual Polar Plunge at Pony Pasture: See the photos of the 5th Annual Polar Plunge into the James River on N… http …&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15181275259</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15181275259</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 08:27:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Mentalist is so perceptive he can actually tell the difference between Ryan Secrest and Carson...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The Mentalist is so perceptive he can actually tell the difference between Ryan Secrest and Carson Daly. #HappyNewYear&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15118857454</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15118857454</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 02:42:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Why doesn’t Mitt Romney complain about Down Under actresses like Yvonne Strahovski and Anna...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why doesn’t Mitt Romney complain about Down Under actresses like Yvonne Strahovski and Anna Torv taking good American jobs? #Chuck #Fringe&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15058583324</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/15058583324</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:21:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sweden’s bizarre tradition of watching Donald Duck cartoons on Christmas Eve. - Slate...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sweden’s bizarre tradition of watching Donald Duck cartoons on Christmas Eve. - Slate &lt;a href="http://t.co/t8eW6Pc3" target="_blank"&gt;http://t.co/t8eW6Pc3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/14807189535</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/14807189535</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 06:28:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A kiss is just a kiss but you must remember this, @Square &amp; @Sprint back homophobe Salvation...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A kiss is just a kiss but you must remember this, @Square &amp; @Sprint back homophobe Salvation Army. &lt;a href="http://t.co/ENPUBoiR" target="_blank"&gt;http://t.co/ENPUBoiR&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://t.co/3uEeEt1Z" target="_blank"&gt;http://t.co/3uEeEt1Z&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/14761904015</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/14761904015</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 04:52:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Follow @sharischaefer, the Lady Gaga of Richmond, Virginia night life and social media. #RVA #FF</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Follow @sharischaefer, the Lady Gaga of Richmond, Virginia night life and social media. #RVA #FF&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/14710115140</link><guid>http://www.chrismartin.name/post/14710115140</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 00:49:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Last year I wanted a pony. 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