Monday night
Chris Martin will be performing at Cafe Diem’s Comedy Night in Richmond, VA 8 p.m., September 21, 600 N. Shepard and Patterson Avenue in the Museum District. Admission is free. Drink specials.
Another Comedy Night October 5 at Cafe Diem. Same bat time, same bat station.
Bernie Madoff’s going to prison for 150 years. He’ll be taking it in the shower instead of taking people to the cleaners.
With the death of Mollie Sugden AKA Mrs. Slocombe of “Are You Being Served,’” comedy is faced with its worst crisis since global warming: a shortage of tasteless jokes about vaginas. Chris Martin isn’t afraid to step in the breach. Check out CelebriTease.
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I’ve been writing jokes about Uighurs because nothing says comedy like ethnic oppression in China. That would explain all the Tibetan jokes on late night talk shows.
In China, the Uighurs are rioting. In the US, the Wiggers are revolting.
Why did the Uighur cross the road? To get away from the Han Chinese policeman who was beating the crap out of him.
How many Uighurs does it take to change a light bulb? One to unscrew it, one to hold off the ladder and one to fend off the Han Chinese policeman who wants to beat the crap out of them.
One more Uighur joke and more news at, where else? More news...
